Re: Forgive Your Enemies.
- From: Wizard of Draws <jeffbREMOVE@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 20 Aug 2005 18:15:18 -0400
On 8/20/05 1:30 AM, in article dufdg1lppjoi5r8n1dobclt7nm5qqjjqd0@xxxxxxx,
"Old Salt card carrying Curmudgeon" <oldsalt@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Sunday's sermon was -- Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the
> service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your
> enemies?"
>
> 80 percent of the congregation held up their hands. The Minister then
> repeated his question. All responded this time except one small
> elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your
> enemies?" the minister asked. "I don't have any." She replied. smiling
> sweetly.
>
> "Mrs. Jones, That is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-Eight."
> She replied.
>
> "Oh, Mrs. Jones. Would you please come down in front and tell us all
> how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the
> world." The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
> the congregation, and said: "I outlived the Bitches."
Living is the best revenge.
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