Re: I'm being charged with a salt and battery
- From: "Maguire" <cncfixerr@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:00:54 GMT
Not so fast counselor..
The events preceding an obvious product liability case are not relevant.
Neither the snow or the exposure to cold had anything to do with the
catastrophic failure of his "portable illumination unit PIU".
A reasonable expectation from a manufacturer would be a wrist safety harness
based on the historical record of these units dropping, some for no reason
at all. You may want to consider suing the battery manufacturer for their
cavalier attitude regarding any redundant safety devices that should be
imbedded in the battery itself. Most people are unaware that once a battery
leaves the safety of the PIU it has exposed uninsulated areas that could
become lethal ... a good example would be an accidentally energizing a
detonator.`
This case has excellent potential
"invntrr" <invntrr@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:5i2qf.57466$fY5.39022@xxxxxxxxxxx
> Lets first examine the merits of your case.
> You allege "your car died" ... the Defendant could rebuke your allegations
> by charging you with a quid pro scamus and counter sue basing you drive a
> piece of crap and a danger to the environment ... heavy fines for you if
> found guilty.
>
> "I had to walk 6 miles" ... how did you know it was 6 miles? Were there
> mile markers? If there were mile markers then you were on a hiway ...
> it's illegal to walk on a hiway in a snowstorm {re: Fl.usmvsect42} .
> Best not introduce that as evidence or the next voice you will hear is
> Bubba asking if he could warm up your buttcheeks.
>
> "I grabbed my flashlight and went to McDonalds" ... Since you already
> walked a great distance before you grabbed your flashlight, did you return
> to get your flashlight? We are now talking a total distance of 18 miles
> ... this story is getting very difficult to believe. Now your credibility
> is in doubt.
>
> "When the flashlight hit the floor the batteries came out" Eureka!!! ...
> an iron clad product liability case ... don't speak with any other lawyers
> , we are talking BIG settlement here.
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> "On the floor laid my broken flashlight and it's batteries laying in a
> whole bunch of salt." ... Geezus ... the whole shithouse just went up in
> flames. You have created a toxic waste site and unless your a card
> carrying Republican Conservative you are going to lose everything you have
> for polluting the world.
> Be prepared for the Government serving you with a Pro Quid Boner. Mr.
> disabledvet meet BuBBa
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> <disabledveteran72@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:i0afq15mnip0jlbu2qcdvl8msg39o7hsis@xxxxxxxxxx
>> I'm being charged with a salt and battery.
>>
>> Here's what happend. My car died and I had to walk about 6 miles in
>> snow. I grabbed my flashlight and went to McDonalds, which was the
>> first open (warm) place I found. I ordered a burger and fries and
>> went to get some condiments. While pumping the catchup thing, I
>> dropped my flashlight. It hit the salt and pepper dispensor and both
>> dropped to the floor. When the flashlight hit the floor the batteries
>> came out. On the floor laid my broken flashlight and it's batteries
>> laying in a whole bunch of salt.
>>
>> I was charged with a salt and battery.
>>
>> What kind of lawyer do I need for this?
>>
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