new skills I have....
Now I am the mother of two under two I can....
* eat cold mince on toast and enjoy it
* empty the groceries onto the conveyabelt whilst stopping the toddler
from grabbing the chocolate bars and breastfeeding the baby
* drive with one hand whilst reinserting the dummy into the mouth of
the baby with the other
* breastfeed the baby whilst being a horsey with my ankle for the
toddler
* hold off peeing for at least two hours after I *really* need to go
* answer the door with one side of my bra out (not intentionally) and
not be embarresed
These are all things I have done this week :)
What special skills has motherhood give you?
Cam
Aiden - almost 2 yrs
Michaela - almost 2 mths
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Relevant Pages
- Re: Californication: breaks new child pornography rules?
... A baby doing such a thing is clearly simply breastfeeding ... When the person sucking the nipple is far older than breastfeeding age ... spiritual communion with the mother as she softly and lovingly ... sexual relationship between every mother and her baby - the accepted ...
(uk.legal) - Re: Speaking of liability/attractive nuisances.
... If that is all she was eating she was not helping her son by breastfeeding. ... I told her "Love your baby and enjoy him. ... My mother weeps over this baby. ... He ate one hot dog (no bun, I noticed) and he wanted another. ...
(sci.med.transcription) - Re: Speaking of liability/attractive nuisances.
... I've nothing against breastfeeding on any level and I don't care for how long, but what you are describing is SICK ... I told her "Love your baby and enjoy him. ... My mother weeps over this baby. ... He ate one hot dog (no bun, I noticed) and he wanted another. ...
(sci.med.transcription) - There Are Many Benefits Of Breastfeeding
... Which mother wouldn't like her baby to be healthy and get the many ... Breastfeeding is not only good for the ... Breastfeeding Provides Essential Nutrition To The Baby ...
(rec.sport.football.college) - I survived Soviet health care--barely.
... many Americans and Brits think nothing is scarier than war. ... take Mom to the hospital when her contractions started on Feb. 25, ... People stopped yelling at my mother then, ... "I don't hear the baby," said the old doctor who was on duty. ...
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