Re: Time Management Course From Girly-buddy

On Mar 30, 4:48 pm, BuffettHater The Litigant <buffettha...@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

I guess this could assist many here. . .  

In July 1969, a skinny pop-eyed big-nosed pimple-faced
"BuffyTheFutureUsenetTroll" approached a French-Canadian
customs agent at the USA-Canada border. As he walked,
a brown rivulet of fecal waste trailed onto the ground
from his pants.

"Mon-sewer!!!" exclaimed the customs agent. "You
cannot enter Canada in that condition!!!"

"But I have a legitimate medical problem!!!" squeaked
the friendless little punk. "I have world's worst case
of chicken-stuffedness. Everything scares me and makes
me crap my pants: 6-year-old girls, butterflies, kittens,
everything that is more of a man than I am. And yesterday,
I got my draft notice in Texas, so I am seeking medical
and political asylum in Canada!"

"Why didn't you say so in the first place!" beamed the
suddenly-friendly customs agent. If you are a sniveling
coward, you have fulfilled all the qualifications to grant
you full French-Canadian citizenship!!! Welcome to your
new home!!!"

---
William Ernest Reid (the first in probably a WAYYYY too long series)
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