Jboatcapt: Some notes
- From: The Michael <MikeL@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 20 Feb 2006 16:13:08 GMT
On Wed 01 Feb 2006 04:11:41p, wrote in news:1138831901.042480.122200
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
With this latest postal killing spree, I think I've discovered Reid's
profession..a postal delivery person.
No wonder he hates the word "straddle". After a day of delivering junk
mail to residents with male dogs, he is ready to kill. I mean who wants
a dog straddling your leg, humping away, while you try to do your job.
A whole new meaning to "knee-jerk" reaction, Reid kicks doggy cojones
all day long..why not continue in m.i.s.?
He should look on the bright side. It's winter..he can wear long pants
on his route for the next few months..no paper towels needed..just tell
the dry cleaner he had a "hard" day.
co jones
Jboatcapt,
I was doing some catching up here as you may (or may not) decide to take
the time to do when you return. Maybe I can save you some time by
hitting some highlights plus giving a few time saving tips here. I will
be traveling by the time you return.
Some entertaining posts by the WEiRd One? since you have been gone, but
this little "postal" interchange was one of the best. Bill appears to
think that he is a paragon of good taste; this after his many mean
spirited egregious comments and the mocking of stroke victims, nursing
home patients, yada yada ... all in his classic vulgar taste compared the
humorous rendition above that mocks only the WEiRd One? himself. It was
also pretty funny that he asked what your problem was when that very same
question put to him seemed to be something he did not care to discuss.
Whatever his is, it's probably either too hard to pronounce or to spell
anyway... and it REALLY seems to manifest itself when you are around or
he is speaking of you. I think that may be due to him repressing his
trademark hostility when you are away. This cannot be at all good for
him and could cause something akin to mental constipation. He should
face these demons of his head on, IMHO. You do seem to be a very
important part of his life right now and you may even be the key to his
eventual salvation.
An observation:
Bill has many times looked down his nose at not just our
misc.invest.stocks group, but also all things blue collar! This of course
is also in very poor taste and shows that he is lacking any class at all.
Doesn't he know waitresses and repair people, etc. take notice and seek
polite but swift retribution for grave social infractions such as this?
We have all seen this documented and you can be sure Bill has paid for
this "lack of class" many a time all while being oblivious to his
punishments :) Sure it's "snot" nice, but should certainly not come as a
surprise.
Time Stamps:
No problem there captain. None of the regulars has EVER complained and
since Bill is just a dweeb, he has no right to complain (about anything
here). The one post he questioned could be easily explained to anyone
(except Bill), but IMHO you should leave him hanging whenever possible;
it's likely better for his mental well being in the long run and besides
we all know he will never accept an explanation -- and no one else needs
one. (For some real good laughs though, you may want to locate the actual
post he complains of and note that he actually labels this as the open of
your trade showing once again his real state of confusion about things
forex.)
I don't believe anyone here really believes this newcomer to forex
(especially after he indicated that he crapped out in the stock market)
has the properly sized gonads to trade 6 units of anything using 400:1
leverage. Likely not even in the ballpark... although briefly, he
thought them to be enormous (probably using one of those 10X mirrors).
We curiously note that he continues to be careful not to actually say
that he uses 6 units with 400:1 margin (even though he ALWAYS gives the
outcome of his trades in those terms) but I feel sure if he was pressed,
he would protest that that is what he really uses on his "joke trades"
<-- (his words).
Now I am not claiming to be a forex expert by any means and I have even
been called retarded at times, but there seem to be some contradictions
in his claims here, IMHO... do let me know if I missed something here.
In "real life" <-- (his amusing quotes) he says he is a forex position
trader with trades running "for weeks", presumably while he sleeps,
works, etc. When starts his commentary on your trades and his little
"joke" forex trading here to scalp a few points, he seems to continue to
show some very real life confusion about the workings of margin in a
forex account (something that a position trader would have to have a good
handle on) and this after all of your past explanations that would make
this clear to even a 5th grader. He even talks about maybe getting
himself a urine bottle to nurse himself through closely monitoring these
very short duration (relatively speaking) joke trades which he himself
labels as "insane" while remaining constantly at his desk -- while at the
same time he is presumably sleeping during his position trades that run
for weeks! This either proves he thinks everyone here is really really
"retarded" or he's stretching again for the big laughs.
Just for laughs, you may want to re-annualize his numbers at 1 unit with
whatever leverage you feel would best fit him.
Bill indicated that everyone on the Internet is a bunch of liars,
ESPECIALLY the members of misc.invest.stocks, "a friggin junkyard of
discarded human lives". He considers himself a member of this group and
indicated he will do what ever is necessary to fit in to what he
perceives this group to be; he also announced he will be using a new news
group strategy because his "MIS game was off". I think we can all assume
he is now lying like a rug (did he discard his life as well?). He is
also not actually a member in good standing here as he has continued to
shout out vulgar names to both the group and individual esteemed members.
As Martha Stewart would say, "I am sorry Bill, you just don't fit in,
even as group Dweeb". He will of course continue to be a dweeb but he
has been stripped of his title here in MIS.
Some tips to save yourself a whole bunch of time:
1) I believe Bill has shown that we have passed the point where it is of
any special value to bother to take the time read any of his posts,
(especially concerning things about forex, boats, captains, genitals,
etc.) for comprehension (especially those long rambling ones). Just
cruise through them, or even right past them, picking out anything of
entertainment value you can find and skip over the many thousands of
boring words, but do catch the funny transitions to upper case.
Completely ignore the expected future complaints from him about you
needing a course in reading comprehension -- not necessary at all for his
posts. After all, he did indicate that there is no way in hell anyone
will ever know what is going on in his mind.
2) It is also a great time saver to maybe just post some observations
only every 10 to 1,000 of his posts -- as the group has been doing all
along, rather than to waste your time responding to all of his inane
postings.
3) It's probably best to ignore any actual questions he asks of you as he
has already shown many a time that he will in fact never be satisfied
with any answer you may give.
--
Mike
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