Re: My Electric Bill


CJT <abujlehc@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:430F705F.6010103@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Trailer Trash wrote:
>
> > I recently complained about my recent electric bill being too high, and
> > here's their response:
> >
> > Dear Electric Customer:
> >
> > Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the
> > recent price hike, but it should be noted that you have no choice.
> >
> > We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. Again, you have
> > no choice.
> >
> > We have the power, you need the power.
> > So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you.
> >
> > Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Your Local Power Co.
> >
This reminds me of the "Jerky Boys" screwing around with the guy
who wanted to cancel his AOL, but nowhere near as funny...

> You could try to conserve. We've cut our electricity use about 40% just
> by eliminating waste (e.g. patching leaking ducts).
>
THE POWER COMPANY WILL JUST FIGURE OUT ANOTHER
WAY TO RIP YOU OFF!!!!

Don't believe me...well, I wouldn't have believed it either, until today.

I was paying my power bill today, and noticed that I had a charge for
something like $1.96 for gas. The thing is, I TURNED OFF MY
FRIGGIN' FURNANCE PILOT LIGHT BACK AT THE START
OF MAY!!!!

They were very clever...they didn't charge me for gas in May, figuring
I'd check. Then, in June and July, they started charging me $2-$3 a
month for gas, knowing I wouldn't actually look at the itemized charges.

MAN, ARE THEY GONNA GET AN EARFULL ON MONDAY!!!!
I'M GONNA CHEW UP SOME LOW-PAID OPERATOR, AND THEN
SUE THEM ALL THE WAY UP TO THE SUPREME COURT FOR
THE $8 THEY STOLE FROM ME THIS SUMMER!!!!!

THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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William Ernest Reid



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