Re: Pressure Congress On Illegal Immigration


You are way out in left field. For some reason, people seem to think
that immigration reform is all about Mexicans â?? but Iâ??m here to
tell you that itâ??s not the Mexicans we should fear!

Every year, thousands of desperate Canadians jump the border in hopes
of a better life in the great land to the south. They take jobs
working in the potato fields of Idaho because the lazy Americans will
not do these jobs. They do dangerous work in gold mines and on cattle
ranches because the lazy Americans will not do these jobs. They take
precious jobs away from good and decent Americans. Everyone seems so
focused on Mexicans... but it's the Canadians who are the real threat.

They look like Americans with their pale skin. They act like Americans
with their humor and similar culture. They know our television
programs and can easily spot the humor in Seinfeldâ?¦ and the drama in
ER. They are not shocked by films such as Brokeback Mountain. They
invade our country and live among us... and we are so blinded by their
similarities, we can't tell the difference! They impregnate our women
and, by so doing, have bred an entire subculture of Canadians who will
eventually turn the US into just another province of the Great White
North! We can not allow this to continue.

My god, they even have two official languages... and, while many
Americans speak both English and Spanish, almost no one in the US
speaks French â?? well, except for those in Louisiana but they have so
butchered the language itâ??s not even funny! Anyway, we'll be at a
complete loss with respect to responding to them when they speak
French to us. We'll be totally lost and in the dark... condemned to
wallow in our own ignorance.

Oh... donâ??t be fooled! They're nasty, to be sure! They are dirty
people who never bathe in winter because itâ??s so cold, they will
instantly freeze if they remove their clothes. I personally know many
Canadians, and I can say this is not some urban legend, but a cold,
hard fact! The dirt and filth builds up on their bodies and in May,
when the ice melts, and they finally take a bath, seven months of body
filth washes awayâ?¦ polluting their rivers! They have no respect for
their environmentâ?¦ and if we allow them to continue to cross our
border unregulated, they will soon turn our country into one large
cesspool.

Ohâ?¦ donâ??t be fooled! Theyâ??re smart, too! They are able to think
and talk in abstract terms with no help needed from a book. Having
studied them since birth, they know our laws better than we do! They
are well aware of their rights in this country, while we ourselves are
barely able to graduate from high school. They know all the best
places to eat and can easily discuss world issues and lofty ideas in a
manner that would put our great President to shame! Our own President
Bush â?? the leader of the free world â?? can not follow a single idea
presented to him by one of these crafty Canadians. Itâ??s a shame, and
itâ??s an outrage!

Can we allow this to continue? No! Stop the illegal influx of
Canadians across our northern border! If we are to survive, we must
build an electric fence to keep out the Canadians. We must stop at
nothing to prevent them from further invading our country and eroding
our American way of life.

Keep the illegal Canadians out of the US. Take your handguns (which
they are not allowed to own) and patrol our northern border. Shoot any
Canadians you see trying to get into our country illegally! God Bless
the USA.

Ian

And Beavers, don't forget the Beavers. They come over the Border
disguised as bottles of Maple Syrup.

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