Re: Bush Special Delivery

Forwarded to Secret Service.... they should be making a housecall soon
;-)

On 28 Jan 2006 22:18:55 -0800, "Kathleen" <kathleen.dickson@xxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>http://actionlyme.org
>
>Actionplans
>
>PreAction Plans: Learn semaphore to be able to communicate with
>friends, since the use of telephones and email is no longer safe.
>
>Remember, this mission is only for TRUE PATRIOTS, willing to sacrifice
>all to defend our country from the dictator in the White House who
>wants to destroy our country, our people and anything that stands in
>his way to absolute power.
>
>Remember how unfortunate it was that no one assassinated Hitler.
>
>
>
>1) Everyone mail W. a bag of pretzels. Any kind will do.
>
>If he doesn't choke to death,
>
>2) Homemade W. Bush VooDoo Dolls. They must be home made or they are
>not authentic. The people who voted for him may need a road map. Aim
>for the ?. (It's worth a shot.)
>
>Erstwhile, during the undertaking of all other plans,
>
>3) Sing the We Bury Bush Song 10 times per day. This is actually a
>prayer, but it is disguised in code.
>
>Sincerity and devotion is critical.
>
>4) Drag for ticks as soon as the season is appropriate. Store in the
>refridgerator until you can visit 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Pretend to
>be flying a kite, when in fact, you will be dispersing the ticks over
>the White House lawn. (Less than 1/2 the people see the rash.)
>
>This will take some time and will knock off some of the Secret Service
>staff first, but that will be amusing because we Lyme victims will
>enjoy watching this new epidemic of hypochondria in DC.
>
>The Bush bowwows will bring the infection into the White House,
>guaranteed. It will take a while before everyone noticed W's gotten
>funnier in the head than usual, but he'll be probably be seen to be
>complaining about Mr. Peanut problems first.
>
>If captured, simply say, "Lyme is easily diagnosed and cured, Go ask
>Mark Klempner."
>
>5) Identify several strategically placed persons all around the country
>who are assumed to be brain dead, and then everyone yell, "TERRI
>SCHAIVO ALERT!!!" simultaneously. This will generate so much air
>traffic among the Republicans that hopefully some of them will crash
>into each other.
>
>6) Always carry a copy of that "damned piece of paper" on you in case
>you have a media/television crew opportunity. Whip it out, and say,
>"Yoo hoo, Double Yoooo." (Or "Yoo-Hoo- Dubya-Giddyup YippeoKai-yai,"
>or "BigBaddaboom Saddam," or "Mission Accomplished!!" or whatever you
>think will capture his attention.)
>
>Hopefully this will effect enough of a trantrum that he'll blow a
>cerebral artery, weakened by all the years of cocaine and booze.
>
>
>
>Keep thinking... Summers he sometimes goes to Kinnebunkport. Drop
>some ticks on the family boat and especially around the golf courses.
>Carrier pigeons are good too, but they're only good for one tick ride.
>Make sure the birds have no leg tags, because they may croak on the
>Bush property.
>
>If captured, simply say, "Lyme is easily diagnosed and cured, Go ask
>Mark Klempner."
>
>Maybe he'll decide he needs to go for a bike ride on the Vineyard this
>summer and then we don't have to do anything.
>
>
>
>We Bury Bush
>
>Here we go round the we bury bush, the we bury bush the we bury bush,
>here we go round the we bury bush, so early in the mornin, This is the
>way we swift boat rove, swift boat rove, swift boat rove, this is the
>way we swift boat rove, so early in the mornin, This is the way we
>alberto jail, alberto jail, alberto jail, this is the way we alberto
>jail, so early in the mornin, This is the way we hang the ***, hang
>the *** hang the ***, this is the way we hang the *** so early in
>the mornin, This is the way we shock and awe, shock and awe, shock and
>awe, this is the way we shock and awe so early in the mornin.

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