Re: Deadlift failure

On Nov 17, 2:01 pm, Lucas Buck <warriors...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:57:37 -0800 (PST), David Cohen <sammies...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Nov 16, 10:26 am, Curt <curtja...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Nov 16, 1:23 pm, "Steve Freides" <st...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
-=snip=-

Just my opinion.

It's good to know that some things never change. :)

(And that's someone else's opinion, actually. Me? I like change.)

I fear change.

This is why David never plays the slots.

Speaking of David...
he was working the E.R. one day when a child was brought in with a stomach ache.

X-rays revealed he had swallowed a bunch of quarters.

So, the plan was they would admit the kid long enough for him to pass the quarters through via his
stool(s).

About 6 hours into the process, the parents ask David how the kid was.

David just said, "No change yet."

But that wasn't the end of the story.

After administration of stool softeners and laxatives, the child
passed the money:

Ten dimes and five nickels.

.

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