Re: Hello ....


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On Jan 25, 7:59 pm, TBRallamericanh...@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
On Jan 25, 5:16 pm, Surf McBrowse <fr...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Next you be telling me disturbing things have begun to appear on the
internet ...

Well, just since you returned, otherwise it was quite un-disturbing.
But I have heard tales of pornography making it's way onto the
internet. Scary stuff. They have a website to try to prevent this,
it'swww.al4a.com



Actually I'm, I mean he's fine, thanks for asking. Lounging about the
outdoor cafes of Vietnam at the mo'

No, he's dead. I know, I am he, I created him/me, and I killed him/me.
Last I saw him, he was being constricted to death by a 19 foot boa
constricter, while he was being hung, and as a firing squads bullets
pierced his delicate little body, I threw the switch on 50,000 volts
that coursed through his body, right as my other hand pushed the
plunger on the deadly drug cocktail the warden prepared, and all this
right as a fully loaded Mack truck rammed into him at 150mph. Trust
me, we won't hear anymore from that pain in the ass again.

And Tom Cruise too? All in one week ... wow

Maybe they can hookup?



His grueling schedule is rivaled only by that of Dali Lama

Dolly llama? Isn't that that lazy towelhead who just layed around all
day having sex with those weird sheep?

I read some of that gay mud wrestling tournament u 2 where engaged
in ... you must really like him a a lot.

Wasn't much of a tournament, he tucked tail and ran almost right away.
Too bad, because I honestly feel sorry for him. I had no idea he was
so delicate that a few barbs would drive him to suicide. But alas, the
worlds better off without weaklings like that.

And exchanging witty banter with u 2 it would seem ... pity, he could
always present a strong argument for having your parole revoked

We never really had much to say to each other. I have strict rules
about hanging out with eunichs. Although on second thought, it would
make "Mr Bill" the 'belle of the ball' so to speak. Me and 5 eunichs
hanging out at the bar, and only one of with "live ammo", hmm, great
idea.
Actually his being a eunich isn't the factor, anyone dumb enough to
listen to their wife about getting their balls cut off, especially
when they were having marriage issues beforehand, is just too dumb to
be my friend, or to bask in the glory that is my presence. I mean if I
came home and caught my wife with another woman, and then she
suggested I cut off my nuts to increase my sprinting speed, I'd at
least be a little skeptical of her motives. In any event you'd of
thought he'd check it out first, but nope he just had them lopped off,
and now she has them proudly displayed on the mantle of her fireplace
in a jar of formaldyhyde, where she lives with her new wife. I bet he
feels pretty stupid.



Never read much of his stuff, but I'll take your irreverent word for
it.

Read one post that goes "duhhh" and they were all pretty much the same
after that.

Wait, I remember know, all he ever wrote about was running, that
was the problem .... like that other guy with all the greetings and
weekly stat's

WTF is up with those buttholes? Running? HERE? What BS. <spits>

You're in good company then :)

Not anymore. I humped her the first night she was here, and ever since
that suspicious rash appeared on her behind, she's been a real bitch.
How'd that heal up for you? They have new meds that might help you
now. Incureable doesn't mean untreatable Smurf.



Who doesn't like LSD?

She's training to be a sprinter...

You racist ***!

*** you! I didn't hang him. I wouldn't waste a good rope.

Not sure about this, but would they not resuse the rope after a hanging?

Do you
always shoot the messenger? He was working on the campaign trail for
Obama, when the KKK caught him, and thinking he was Obama (they all
look the same to them) they hung him. I had no part in it whatsoever.
If you read in the paper someone shot the queen, you'd burn down the
newspapers building?



Why you chauvinist pig ... oh, all right, I'll stop feigning shock at
your turrets ... anyone still here must be used to it by now

You were the one that did her, so why be coy?

Hopefully she will make a guest star appearance, if only to revive the
great 'plantar home remedy debate' ... who doesn't like that?

I don't, that stuff tastes like ***.

You could never be a veterinarian considering the vast quantities of
*other* animal by-products you frequently swallow, yet conveniently
neglected to mention ...

You mean my cow sperm diet? I've been off that for months now. That
mad cow stuff you bastards started made it too risky, and If you think
I didn't recognize you in that cow suit, you are sadly mistaken. The
bottle of Prozac you were carrying tipped me off. Nice try tho...

As for your stat's I'll believe them if you can send me a postcard
from your federal penitentiary

Which part of them do you disbelieve? I have my "bodily function
diary" here in front of me, and I've recorded every drop of every
fluid on paper, um, in written word, not on toilet paper. I can scan
it for you? It also records other emissions like diarrhea, urine, as
well as records and notes of "insertions" and other things a bit too
racy for me and the internet. You know what a delicate lil' buttercup
I am...

And what about MAT, did he finally come out of the closet too?

No, I prefer keeping that one under wraps. Besides, my web TV is out
of service right now, and everytime I call a repairman and as soon as
I tell them I want my web TV repaired, they laugh so hard I hang up
after a few minutes.

Best regards,
Insultingly yours,
Surf

I must've missed the insults.


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