Re: Benching 55 lbs:How strong am I?

"Curt James" <cwj111@xxxxxxx> schreef:

ARRGH!!! Where's my list? "Reasons To Hate Pete" will see *met
Juliette Bergmann* is getting added! Damn you, you lucky son of...

Did you allready add;

Petey-boy is *exactly* 6 feet?

Yes, it's right after "Petey-boy has hot chic sleeping on his couch".

Hehehe... i dont think that "chic" is the appropriate word here, but i know
for a fact that she would be VERY flattered. Many people figure she is 10
years younger then she actually is...

She also has this "tribal" tattoo on her lower back, aprox. 8 inches wide
and 8 inches high. You know, the kind that tapers down. And YES, it was my
idea to put it there.

But thats enough details for one day i think...

We even had a better one, Peggy Ouwerling. I cant find her pictures.
She came into the scene in 1985, and had incredebly long, thick muscle
bellys.
Rumour has it she went to the US and became a monster...

We also had Winnie de Vries and Ina Lopulissa. Very attractive.

I'll have to Google...

de Vries:

Ouwerling:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2005-29%2CGGLG%3Aen&q=Peggy+Ouwerling&btnG=Search
Ina Lopulissa:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2005-29%2CGGLG%3Aen&q=Ina+Lopulissa&btnG=Search


I did, and i got the same results. I will try to find those pics, one way or
the other.
We had very massive female bodtbuilders in the eighties. The most massive
one was probably Tina van duin, AKA Tina Woodly AKA Tina van Duin-Woodly.
Freaky...

And as I was browsing through those pages, I saw another familiar name
- incredibly sexy female bodybuilder - Erica Mes! Which finds Google
seemingly bringing us full circle back to Juliette:

All from the same Era.
Erica was actually a pioneer, but she never got much credit for that.
I believe she won the Ms. Universe titel (NABBA) in 1981.

http://www.nudedutchcelebs.com/erika%20mes.htm

And i have seen better pics. She could be a liitle bigger, but somehow she
has Bondgirl-like charm, which reminds of Halle Berry, which reminds me of
women in thight Cat-suits. But now i am drifting.
(there is just something appealing about bitchy women in tight leather
suits, handling whips...)

"In 1984 Juliette placed second after Erica Mes and Ellen van Maris at
the National Championship."

Time flies. These women are great-grandmothers by now...

re Hanni van Aken

O, yeah, the big blond one!
She was notorious for having a 300 pound bench! Which is a lot stronger
then
the avarage male, and certainly stronger then my little friend. But hey,
Dutch genes eh?

God bless the Dutch!

To tell you the truth i prefer Peggy Ouwerling or the Indonesian/Dutch
bodybuilders.
But i have a strong suspicioun that you somehow figured that out allready.

Note to my litlle friend;

Dont begin to scream that i am a racist, because of my "prejudisme" AGAINST
white women...
BTW, these days its very easy to make "homebrew" somatotropine. You can
order these kits over the internet.

Another option is to kill an Asian women, take of the head, rip out the
Hypothalamus, and suck it completely empty.
Every person has a pile of growth hormones stored in that gland, but Asian
women have more. My girlfriend still hasnt figured out why i always blend
these insane amounts of certain amino-acids in the food while i fix her a
dinner.

BTW, killing an Asian women over here is illegal, it is a misdemeanor known
as "MongoloFemicide". Kill several and its "GenoMongoloFemicide", in which
case its not a misdemeanor anymore. You actually get a medal...

(again, i apolize for the fact that i am drifting, but its compulsive...
(and Sorry... i HAD to say that, i know he is whatching...)

Bah! You think I need MORE reasons??? ;o)

My girlfriend, only being 5 feet 3 (instead of 5/4 as i recently posted) ,
and therefore qualifies as a "Midget", has 15 inch calves. May not look
like
much, but at that height...
When i first met her she was wearing a very thight legging and high heels.
I
was following her the entire day...

When I was doing my undergrad, there was a girl on campus (and in my
oceanography class - one of those classes they assign, but I was very
grateful they did) who I simply called The Goddess. She was a
naturally stunning physique and beauty. Not a bodybuilder by anyone's
standards, but she was absolutely beautiful and just the most perfect
body imaginable (well, by me anyway) - long arms but muscular, perfect
calves - long muscle belly and tapered ankle, broad shoulders, long
neck, wasp waist, beautiful legs and bottom, all topped by luxurious,
long blonde hair which surrounded her angelic face. She was a vision.

Yeah, i can imagine.
A long musle belly and a small joint is a sight to be seen. And like said,
many Indonesian women are born with tiny aknles and huge calves. This
Autumn, there is another World Championship Weightlifting.

Check out the lower weight classes.
And invision them wearing a thight leather suit and high heels...

Sometimes, i still follow women if they have a certain look. That is not
weird... isnt it?

It is not at all weird. Perhaps chargeable offense by letter of the
law, but - in my book - NOT weird. Instead, I call it good judgment.

Well, i say this in the group, but i wont mention this in everyday life...

[...]

<snip> Curt, you are so damn sensetive man... why cant you be more
like me? (!)

I know! If only I had the tiniest fraction of your sense of humor. It
is my lot in life. I am just a somber individual.

Oh yeah! I noticed.
You are so bitter...

(This is actually on my list of reasons to hate you: *Why can't you be
more like Pete? (!)*)

Life is so unfair....

You're telling me?

Yeah, but at least YOU dont wine about.
Like certain... let us say, people with a problem wrt Altitude. (i think i
had put that very nicely, if i say so myself. thank you very much!;~)

re Bergmann

Saw her on TV a few weeks ago, and she is a little too big now, almost
freaky.

I'd love to have seen that. There are pics on Dobbins' site that show
Lenda looking positively massive.

I am looking for Mpegs/Avi about Lenda, but i cant find them.

re MORE reasons to hate...

Did i mention i have very long calves? And forearms fore that matter. Most
guys in the gym, have the "bulk" of the forearm only half way, but for me,
it goes all the way to the wrists (well, almost...)

Must be tough.

O yeah!
But my lower arms, calves and triceps are my best bodyparts. (probably
because of the long bellys)
The rest is a bit crappy, wrt my bodyweight.

heh

I've got the Lenda calves, very long biceps, but crap tris, you're
familiar with the delts already, iirc. D'OH!

Hey, I got a laugh from THE powerhouse at Gold's in Carlisle. It was
the end of the night, place is empty, the counter worker (a gorgeous
girl), The Big Guy, and his protege/mentee (guy has made incredible
gains in the past year) and yours truly.

I walked over and said something like, "Where's my thank you?" They
waited patiently for the punchline... I stood beside the younger guy
and held my arm out. "It's all relative," I say. "If Ronnie Coleman
was here this (pointing to the young guy's arm) would be nothing, but
with ME here (pointing at, yeah, my arm), you're absolutely monster!"

Both bodybuilders laughed at that. (But neither one thanked me!
Ungrateful bas...) ;o)

There a lot of black guys in my gym that weigh around 220 pounds, but would
appear a lot bigger then me onstage.
Like you said, its all relative...

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Pete


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