Re: Maxim sex factoids

If you stopped shaking penises instead of hands, you'd masturbate less
and wouldn't have that problem.


On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 23:04:26 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>Wrong again. My problem is #3
>
>"TBR" <TBR@xxxxxx> wrote in message
>news:q84fs1h4msunege0b0kq9tgvqceupaa643@xxxxxxxxxx
>>I suspect David has something to do with starting the custom listed in
>> #10.
>> ==================
>>
>> Subject: Maxim Sex Factoids
>> 1) Only 5% of couples use 20 or more positions regularly. We suspect
>> they're all porn stars.
>>
>> 2) Many anthropologists feel that the reason early humans lost much of
>> their body fur was that of the inconvenience it caused during
>> missionary-position sex. Less friction meant more sex with less chance
>> of bursting into flames.
>>
>> 3) Of the 25 reported cases of penis fracture in 1996, 16 admitted
>> that
>> the cause of their condition was overenthusiastic masturbation.
>>
>> 4) Most coples stick with between two and five different positions,
>> with
>> the Missioary and the Cowgirl being the most popular.
>>
>> 5) A Milwaukee woman was reported to have a spontaneous orgasm during
>> a
>> game of bingo. While playing she accidentally bumped her ead against
>> the
>> scorecard, which somehow triggered an instant reaction.
>>
>> 6) Believe it or not, the only legal sex position in Washington, D.C.
>> is
>> Missionary. Fill in your own Clinton joke.
>>
>> 7) There are many instances of women achieving orgasm while urinating.
>> They keep the bottled water companies very happy.
>>
>> 8) In Florida oral sex is considered criminal. Oh, yeah, and you also
>> aren't allowed to kiss your wife's breasts.
>>
>> 9) Because they have no vagina, female bedbugs can only get
>> impregnated
>> by having a male tear open their stomac with his penis and deposit his
>> sperm.
>>
>> 10) Men in one Austrailian tribe sake penises instead of hands as a
>> form
>> of greeting.
>>
>> 11) In case you were worried about all those antiporn lobbies, fear
>> not.
>> There are 21 new "adult videos" released every single day.
>>
>> 12) In West Virginia, it's perfectly legal for a male to have sex with
>> an animal as long as the animal doesn't exceed 40 pounds.
>>
>> 13) One of the first means of contraception was to use half a lemon
>> used
>> as a cervical cap. Brings a whole new meaning to the term sour***.
>>
>> 14) The world's youngest mother was Lina Medina, who delivered a
>> 6-pound
>> boy in 1939,at the age of 5 years and 7 months. Her boyfriend insisted
>> she told him she was 18.
>>
>> 15) In parts of South America, it's agaist the law for a virgin to
>> marry, so the government hires mento travel from village to village to
>> deflower those wanting to marry. And no, we don't know where you can
>> apply for the job.
>>
>> 16) Fourty-five percent of men wish their partners had larger breasts.
>> The other fifty-five pewrcent are either blid, gay, or lying.
>>
>> 17) In Georgia and Hawaii, the legal age of consent is oly 14. Instead
>> of buying your date a drink, merely let her play with those shiny,
>> shiny
>> keys.
>>
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