Re: Really Trying To Feel Sorry

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 03:43:07 GMT, "David Cohen"
<sammiesdad@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>"Hey, Bubba. You live in hurricane country. What preparations do you make?"
>"None. God and the Government will protect me."
>
>"Hey, Bubba. It's the beginning of hurricane season. What preparations you
>gonna' make?"
>"None. God and the Government will protect me."
>
>"Hey, Bubba. There's a hurricane coming. What preparations you making?"
>"None. God and the Government will protect me."
>
>"Hey, Bubba. The National Weather Service says it's a category 5 and it's
>heading right for you. What preparations you making?"
>"None. God and the Government will protect me."
>
>"Hey, Bubba. The Mayor and the Governor have ordered a mandatory evacuation.
>What you gonna' do?"
>"Nothing. God and the Government will protect me."
>
>"Hey, Bubba. You want to get off that roof and into my boat?"
>"HELL, YES! WHO WILL FEED ME? WHO WILL REBUILD MY HOUSE? WHERE WILL I GO?
>WHOSE FAULT IS THIS?"
>
>"WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!?!"

How true! ;o)
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