Re: Boy, 7, weighs 254-pounds, county intervenes

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mom_2_one@xxxxxxxxxxx says...
On Mar 28, 5:45 pm, "Jeff" <j...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Barbara" <mom_2_...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

Its a Jewish Day School, so all food served has to be kosher -- that
is, the school follows the rules of kashrut. One thing is that you
can't mix milk with meat, and if you do, it mucks up dishes, etc.
That's one reason they don't like parents sending in lunch -- if they
forget and send in a meat lunch on a milk day, it could muck up the
whole works, or the kid could screw up himself by grabbing a glass of
milk or a yogurt with a meat lunch (neither are available on meat
days).


Note To Self: When I am finally recognised as the All Powerful
Supreme Being Goddess Of The Universe...

And when the Earth is finally conquered... With badass military
violence, and my big book of Da Rulez, and lots of grovelling to
statues of me, and lots of money in the collection plate
(forwarded to my Swiss bank account)... By all of my adoring,
and even fanatical, rightious followers and martyrs...

I will have mercy on my puny little insect-like subjects, I mean
children...

And I will NOT have any of those goofy food rules. Although
maybe I will still make everybody eat their vegetables, and
healthy stuff like that. Maybe I will just prohibit doughnuts
and McDonald's crap.

And you little brats shall obey my will!

And, if you fail in your religious duty to care for your body...
Well, then, I shall cast you into the cosmic barbeque grill,
where you shall be tormented forever by the demon
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