Re: Pathological Posting
- From: Fred Moore <fmoore@xxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:04:53 -0400
In article <doraymeRidThis-0ACF0F.12525819082008@xxxxxxxxxxxx>,
dorayme <doraymeRidThis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
(I know for certain that it could not be me because I always earth my
posts beforehand. Have you got a good earth on your own newsreader? I am
pretty certain that JR does not bother and is content with unscientific
intuitions about earthing usenet posts. No reputable telco would be
without a news client that lacked proper earthing, the sort that safely
deals with what cannot be stopped by miles of sky...)
No, no, no! It's the _freshness_ of the _electrons_ in a Usenet post
which causes, or more correctly prevents, reader crashes, not inadequate
grounding. Old, tired electrons produce a quantum, counter-rotational
spasm which forces a hiccup in The Great Usenet Server In The Sky. Once
generated, this spasm propagates along the nntp chain causing severe
disruption in the subspace plasma as well as random reader seizures.
Electrons previously used by Microsoft servers are notorious for causing
such hiccups in TGUSITS. The lesson is: use only the very freshest,
organically generated electrons in your Usenet posts. Recycling here is
a false economy.
--Fred
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