Re: OT: Europe takes the lead on Iran

In article <gqcgs1d9qd6slvodq0fdjknd77rmljop5q@xxxxxxx>,
Ralph <Ralph@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 14:36:26 GMT, OldCSMAer
> <olddog@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >I'm glad. It's their turn to deal with this stuff. I'm sure the US
> >will back them up with whatever they need.
> Let's hope. I'm afraid it will go like this:

> Europe: Iran, please stop your nuclear program.
> Iran: Uhm... no.
> Europe: Sorry to have bothered you. Afterall, you do have rights. So
> tell us, will you sell us cheap oil and we'll tell the US what swell
> guys you are?
> Iran: Ok, deal.
> Europe: See, and the US thinks war is the only way!

Or maybe it'll go like this:

UN: Iran, please stop your nuclear program.
Iran: Uhm... no.
UN: Ok, then we'll stop importing your... uhm... woven carpets.
Iran: Fine. Then we'll stop exporting our oil. So there.
USA: OH NOES!!! TEH OIL IS TEH ARMZ AND LEGZ!!!

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