OT: Buying jewelry for you wife



My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able
to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big %$# red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond


Ray Shahan
Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and
well preserved body, but rather to skid in
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming:
-- WOW!!! What a Ride



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