Re: [Info-ingres] What animal should Ingres be?

Ed: Hey, Frank!
Frank: Yeh, Ed, whaddaya want?
Ed: How many Martins does it take to change a light bulb?
Frank: I dunno. How many?
Ed: Two.
Frank: Two?
Ed: Yeah, two.
Frank: How come 'two'?
Ed: One to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.

martin.bowes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:

Hi Dr Evil,

I'm totally with you on the Fire Ant. Some idiot managed to import them into Oz. They liked what they saw. Eventually several councils had to be nuked and straffed with Napalm to get rid of the bastards.

Either that or the mighty Cactoblastus Moth. Some idiot managed to introduce the Prickly Pear Cactus to Oz. It liked what it saw and within a few years hundreds of thousands of Acres of good land was 30 foot deep in Cactus. Eventually someone worked out that the only thing that eats Prickly Pear was this little Moth. Its now one of the great examples of biological control - and if you've ever had a prickly pair you'd want something done about it too.

Either that or the Army Boot. Some idiot managed to introduce the Cane Toad to Oz. Nothing stops the poisonous little bastards. Its now getting to the point where cannibal frogs - whose tadpoles prey on the toad tadpole (and hopefully nothing else) - are being considered. But I'm old fashioned, I say nothing stops a Cane Toad like the well placed heel of an Army Boot.

Either that or Sharks with Frickin Laser Beams on their heads. No idiots managed to introduce those to Oz.

	Martin Bowes




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Subject: Re: [Info-ingres] What animal should Ingres be?


At 7:31 AM -0800 11/21/2005, rthdavid wrote:


If MySQL is a dolphin and PostgreSQL is an elephant, What animal
should Ingres be?



Wolf?  Tiger?  Heffalump?

Karl
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