Where The *** is the Informix Developer Edition V11 Download?

Maybe I'm dense but I cannot figure out how to download the fucking informix developers edition v11. Where the fuck is it? Is it so hard to just put a fucking link to get it?

I've already been to http://www-306.ibm.com/software/data/informix/ids/developer/ and having tried every link on this page it does not point to a download.

Anybody got a link that points to the download? There appears to be no direct way to get it, nothing but links that point to other places and other products.

IBM man you are one fucked up company!

Cheers!

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