RE: What's a CPU second?



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From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List On Behalf Of Vernooy, C.P. - SPLXM
[ snip ]

I resembles the joke, how many systemprogrammers does it take
to change a ligth bulb? I don't know the exact answer, but if
the lightbulb was in a small room, they wouldn't fit.

IIRC, the exact answer was "None: That's a hardware problem."

-jc-

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