RE: What's a CPU second?



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Subject: Re: What's a CPU second?

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I resembles the joke, how many systemprogrammers does it take
to change
a ligth bulb? I don't know the exact answer, but if the
lightbulb was in
a small room, they wouldn't fit.

Kees.

Wrong! The answer is: "None, that's a hardware problem."

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