Saturday Night at Montgomery Field

That's where you can find our Archie trolling for dick.

Actually, the same holds true for Monday through Friday. And on the
seventh day, he rests - because he needs to. Luckily, jeans with worn
out knees are in fashion these days. Jeez, if anyone ever murders ol'
annoying Archie, there's gonna be DNA samples for more than half of
the San Diego male gay population.
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