AVLV implicated in Ca. Man's death

Anaheim Man Collapses after 99% of His Bone
Marrow is Removed

WolfWire 2008: In a bizarre story from California, a 400 pound glob of
gelatinous material found in an illegally parked 1973 Road Hog RV has
been identified as a local man. The deceased individual (name withheld
by request of the family) was identified by a monogrammed pair of size
XXXXL jockey shorts. The dead man’s nephew, Dewey M positively made
the identification due to the fact that the shorts contained a large
stool stain which resembled Las Vegas mayor, Oscar Goodman. “Them was
his favorite pair a underwears, what he was wearin’ when he met the
mayor, and s#@t himself.” The deceased had apparently arrived in town
to donate bone marrow to “very ill” nephew Louie M. only to discover
the kid had enough of his own. Nephew, Huey M. stated that his uncle
had been threatened recently by a gang of internet thugs called the
AVLVers, and that he “Probably kilt hisself by suckin’ all the marrow
out a his bones with a Shop Vac.” Brother of the victim Donald
(“Duck”) M. requests that all memorial monies be donated to the Harley
Race Homo Wreslers' Retirement Home of Antelope Valley Ca., and
"Please make sure the quarter is securely taped to the card."

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