Re: Circus Circus

To: Mortimer Schnurd
Re: Re: Circus Circus
By: Mortimer Schnurd to alt.vacation.las-vegas on Sun Nov 06 2005 02:02 am

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> To put it bluntly (in my opinion) "Circus-Circus" is a **SHITHOLE*
> It's worn out, tattered carpeting, stale smoky air.
> It is full of screaming kids. Most of the people in there are clueless.
> The food is AWFUL! Reminds me of animals feeding at a trough.
> You say you always wanted to know what "IBS" felt like? No problem!
> Just eat at the Circus-Circus buffet! This is the worst of the cheap ***
> (garbage) anyone can serve. Inmates eat better food in jail.
> You are guarenteed loose bowels, uncontrollable gas, double over style
> cramps.
> In just an hour you should expect some "Backfiring" something like a Harley
> with fouled plugs.Should make you the hit of the party, bring extra
> underwear and take the roll of toilet paper from the room with you.
> The rooms STINK! you say you wanted a "No Smoking" room ???? Screw that! you
> get what THEY want you in.
> Take a black light to the bedding, you will find the sheets are clean,
> however they never wash the bedspreads
> as the black light will prove.
> "Circus-Circus is NOT what Las Vegas is all about. Spend a few bucks, have
> a great time. There are PLENTY of places that
> are fun, have clean rooms, clean and nice gambling areas, pools and other
> amenities.
> Now..."fair is fair" does play into account here too, Circus-Circus DOES
> have a well layed out parking structure! Easy to find, easy to get into and
> MASSIVE. It's free parking. Park there and walk to the "Strip".Walk right
> past the entrance to the dump!
>
> Now of course, this is just my 2¢ worth and I suspect your's will
> vary...makes life interesting.

yep, Circus Circus, 100% odds on craps...
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