Re: I think the Demercrats are right!
- From: "tom ronson" <madscribe123@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2005 19:22:45 -0800
"Ronald Emerson" <northturn@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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This just came in my email today. I'll ask you, timely or telling?
Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room
and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says;
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a
mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be
rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you
will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all
eternity!"
The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up
and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly finds
the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and
in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looks into the mirror and says," I think...", and is promptly sucked into
the mirror.
--tr
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