Re: VP - tight vs loose - just in your head?


"Cat_in_awe" <rl3166pls@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Mr.David wrote:
>>
>>
>> I agree with EGBH, and second the pre-programmed. Strategically placed
>> machines are programmed to pay back at a higher percentage so that
>> they are more visible to the lookyloos in the casino, which will
>> hopefully part them from their money. Think end-of-the-aisle, near
>> the main entrance and by the buffet lines.
>>
>>
>
> I'm assuming you are talking about regular slots machines. This is pretty
> much an urban legend about locations of the loosest slots, but it's not
> impossible that some slot managers may do something like what's described.
> I certainly wouldn't count on it.
>
> To find the loosest VP machines you merely must examine the pay table and
> know what % return that pay table represents. There are no secrets with
> VP.
>
> --
> GPC
>

No doubt I'm confusing slots with VP, I mostly wander through life confused
as hell. If the Luxor didn't have a really big light on top, I'd be lost all
the time. As for urban legends, if they're all legends, why am I missing
both kidneys and a lung and have these big raggedy scars? Was it the same
people who took pictures of themselves with my toothbrush up their ass? And
how come I made a million dollars by putting my name on the bottom of a list
and sending five $1 bills to the first five names on the list in that email?
The money still arrives every day. It's amazing!

Finally, try not to be jealous, but there is a prince in Africa somewhere
that's gonna send me $17.4 million just as soon as I send him $30,000 or so
to prove to the authorities that the money is his. He's a nice guy and we've
worked it all out. My loan closes on Monday, THEN we'll see who believes in
urban legends! I would've sold a kidney to get the money, but...

;-)

MrD





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