Re: BrE: topping off a cell phone and the Welsh

On Oct 8, 9:56 am, Evan Kirshenbaum <kirshenb...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
John Varela <OLDla...@xxxxxxxxxxx> writes:
Virginians tell West Virginia jokes, I understand that Minnesotans tell
North Dakota jokes, and of course everybody tells New Jersey jokes.  
(Q: What's the difference between New Jersey from yogurt?  A: Yogurt
has an active culture.  Q: Why doesn't California sink into the sea?  
A: Because New Jersey sucks.  And so forth.)

Why is New Mexico so windy? Because Texas sucks.

    My first stop in America was in Cleveland, Ohio, ... I make fun of
    Cleveland because everybody makes fun of Cleveland....Every
    country has one city people make fun of.  In Russia, we used to
    make fun of Cleveland.

                    Yakov Smirnoff
                   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8FIdfU6AQ
....

This is wrong. Tragically wrong.

--
Jerry Friedman
.

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