Re: OT: Hand on heart.



On Mon, 3 Jul 2006 20:00:55 +0200, "Wayne Brown"
<awaynebrown@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrought:


P.S. Do you have any idea why England's Wayne Rooney kicked
Portugal's Roberto Carvalho in the balls last Saturday? Some
people say it was the English who invented fair play. What
gives?

The Sun says:

Excuse me? I think you should be asking that Lusitanian layabout why
he insisted on sliding his lunchbox under the boot of an unsuspecting
Wazza and rubbing it against our gutsy-if-naive hero's studs.

You wouldn't have caught Eusebio stooping to such snide, cynical
tactics by burnishing his bollocks against the underside of George
Cohen's impeccably dubbined footwear.

No wonder Portugal lost its empire!

Now watch the Luso Losers get Frog-marched back to the seamy slums of
Lisbon by Zizou's boys in blue!

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