Re: ***WITTY RESPONSE CONTEST!!! CASH PRIZES!!!*** (Re: The word escapes me)

The results are in...R H Draney, you are NOT the father!

>>In message <ifp0u1ln7a588cbnigcbr2s1b2ahf37jab@xxxxxxx>, Wavy G 
>><Worldsaviour@xxxxxxxxxxx> writes
>>>
>>>>I'll keep it simple.  Is there a word for "a series of
>>>>disappointments"?
>
>Hiya, folks.
>
>Ya say ya lost your job today? 
>
>Ya say it's 4am and your kids ain't home from school yet? 
>
>Ya say your wife went out for a corned beef sandwich last weekend, and the
>corned beef sandwich came back but she didn't?
> 
>Ya say your furniture is out all over the sidewalk 'cause ya can't pay the
>rent...
>
>...and ya got chapped lips and paper cuts...
>
>...and your feet's all swollen up and blistered from pounding the pavement
>looking for work?
> 
>Is that what's troubling ya, fellow? 
>
>Well lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with dignity and
>stick-to-it-ness and ya show the world...ya show the world where to get off!
>You'll never give up...never give up...never give up...that ship! 
>
>Hey there, friend.
> 
>Ya say your radiators never worked all winter and now that it's summer they
>started up again and ya can't turn them off?
> 
>Ya say your wife sent your lightweight suits to the cleaners and that means
>you'll have to wear your itchy tweeds this morning when they say it'll hit 106?
>
>And ya gotta meet an important businessman in an hour, and your bridge just
>broke, and ya pasted it together with bubble gum...and ya hope it don't fall
>apart while you're doing some fast talking to this man?
> 
>And...and your shoelace just busted and ya opened a big cut on your cheek trying
>to even out your sideburns?
>
>And your daughter's going out with a convict?
>
>And your wife just confessed she gave your last sixty dollars as a deposit on an
>airplane hangar?
> 
>Is that what's troubling ya, friend? 
>
>Well lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with dignity and
>stick-to-it-ness and ya show the world...ya show the world where to get off!
>You'll never give up...never give up...never give up...that ship! 
>
>Hey there, cousin.
>
>Ya say ya can't pull your car out of the mud and you're in the middle of
>nowhere...
>
>...and it's pouring rain and ya can't get the top back up...
>
>...and your paycheck's all blurred, and your foot went right through the gas, 
>and your girl's screaming bloody murder she's scared of the dark...
>
>...and a stroke of lightning splits your motor in half...
>
>...and your suit's shrinking up fast...
>
>...and ya start up the windy road on foot, and sixty yards of barbed wire hits
>ya right smack in the ***, and ya both fall down in the mud...
>
>...and then a wild animal comes over and runs away with your shoes...
>
>...and your car blows up suddenly, and your windshield wiper ends up in your
>mouth...
>
>...and ya can't move, and the mud's rising up to your nostrils and you're
>sinking fast...
>
>...and ya don't hear your girl screaming anymore? 
>
>Is that what's on your mind, cousin? 
>
>Well lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with dignity and
>stick-to-it-ness and ya show the world...ya show the world where to get off!
>You'll never give up...never give up...never give up...that ship! 
>
>And now, this is the Old Philosopher saying "So long, folks".
>
>(It seemed an appropriate time for this)....r

Dude, that was, like, way more than one word.
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