OT Whore Words (was Shall I use 'the' before...) OT

Robert Lieblich wrote:

> [Introductory note: Comments only on English usage and only to the
> extent necessary]

Ha! You do not want to become filthy rich running a brothel in Nevada?

I will do a favor for your most honorable self. Not really. I am being
quite sarcastic!

I will do a favor for readers, especially learners of English.

Around the investor markets, especially stock market discussion boards,
I am extremely well known and often invited by site owners, often offered
by site owners, my own discussion forum. Some literally beg me to
join their stock investment sites as an advisor. I make big bucks for
readers, I mean really big bucks! I am talking two-hundred percent
to five-hundred percent returns per year, consistently!

So, a few years back I am talking with the owner of the Bunny Ranch
up near Reno, Nevada. I have a lot of friends there. I'm trying to
convince him to go public with his brothel, being popular, even
featured many times on the Playboy Channel. Air Force Annie
is my favorite, she is a total hoot! Nice hooters as well!

My brothel owning friend up there clears one point five million per
month in net profits. Each gal clears one-quarter to one-million
per year, depending on how active.

We talk about an upstart, Rick's Cabaret. What the heck,
Rick strikes me as a pretty sharp boy. I dump a load of our
family money into Rick's (Ticker RICK) at 1.34 per share.
Year later, I dump our stock at 5.27 per share. Bought
a bunch of income real property with profits which, in a few
years, increased near two-hundred percent in value.

We talk more, a few of us, up at the Bunny Ranch. Word comes
out the Daily Planet down in Australia, a company which specializes
in hostile take-overs of fancy hotels, Sheraton, Marriott, Hilton and
others, then turns those hotels into high-rise high class brothels.
Hey, the Daily Planet is bringing in hundreds of millions of dollars
each year, AU or US, your choice.

In August of 2003, the Bunny Ranch, Rick's and the Daily Planet
have a big peace pipe smoking meeting at the Bunny Ranch.
The Daily Planet is looking to expand into North America.

Big bucks, major big bucks, which is why our family, although
starting out in dirt poverty, can afford to buy a half-dozen judges,
should we elect to become an organized family. Okie Mafia!

Some may object to this notion of prostitution, object to brothels,
but I see only dollar signs, lots and lots of dollar signs. Men will
quickly part with their family's life earnings to get laid.

Heidi is starting up a stud ranch for women. I intend to approach
her with a suggested deal to go public. Our family might even
incorporate over in Nevada for tax benefits.

Want to know how I became involved with prostitution? No! I'll
tell you anyhow.

My involvement is a direct result of having expert command of
our English language. I can talk my way through any door,
even out of jail. Well, out of jail, sometimes.

Command of language has nothing to do with being an annoying
language lawyer who rips apart every dotted i and crossed t.
Command of language is learning how to use language very
effectively, and to great benefit.

All highly successful people have two things in common. An
excellent command of language, and high motivation.

You readers out there, you participants out there, you learners
of English, do not ever think learning about language, learning
to take command of language, is a game, is a toy, is a fun
hobby. Command of language is deadly serious and command
of language will take you to any goal you set. You only need to
be self-motivated and willing to work.

Troll all you want. Insult all you want. Sling racial slurs all you want.
Doing so will not change me one bit. I am here teaching readers how
to take command of language, and how to succeed in life by doing so.
I do not care if you forget to dot your i or forget to cross your t.

I do care you learn effective use of language, regardless of rules, will
lead you to being a major winner in life.

I often write, words are powerful, are dangerous, even fatal.

Take command of language, and you take command of your life.

Our family, today, is filthy rich simply because we command language.

You do not like brothels. Fine, just don't ask me to buy you a life; I am
busy earning a great life for my family, my loved ones, using words.

Purl Gurl
.

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