Re: Beat it, Annoying FRAN!


Reinhold (Rey) Aman wrote:
> The Annoying Bitch FRAN wrote:
>
> > Reinhold (Rey) Aman wrote:
>
> > > Walking again past the AUE Asylum, I've been hearing a shrill Aussie
> > > broad correctly named "The Annoying Fran" rant, insult, and
> > > patronize the Respected Regulars.
> > >
> > > Upon closer inspection, I saw an old, frustrated ex-Maoist bitch
> > > standing on her soapbox and spouting incomprehensible gibberish in
> > > a register that would impress only cacademic profs & administrators
> > > and idealistic sophomores who lap up such crap.
>
> > <snip rant to save bandwidth>
>
> Oh, Christ. "Saving bandwidth," "snipping rant," and "snipping drivel"
> are the most lame-assed retorts by the defeated trying to weasel out, in
> addition to feigned praise (see below).
>

You'd rather I said, "*** off you malodorous piece of smegma" wouldn't
you?

> My "rant" consists of perceptive statements about your flawed
> personality, character, acts, and inappropriate "register." I *know*
> that I speak for many

All your personalities, yes

> -- but certainly not all -- in this group who
> share my views about you but who don't want to waste their time with a
> slithery snake that keeps hissing back or who lack the verbal skills to
> flail such vermin.
>

Or simply pursue what amuses them.

> > Have you a quota of abuse to get through this month?
> > Thanks for the energy you put in though.
>
> Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! (That's for lacking commas before _though_ in previous
> posts as well, you ignorant ***.)
>

Though I might just be doing it to annoy you though. There's always
that possibility

> > It's not the content, but the thought that counts.
> > Authentic passion is an attractive thing. That I
> > should be the target of it, more flattering still.
>
> The old feigned-praise routine. It's too transparent and overused, alas,
> to be effective as a metaphysical and metaphorical personification,
> i.e., configuration in this quasi-humanitarian -- albeit proletarian --
> class-struggle substratum ... Jesus Christ! I *have* to estop reading
> Annoying FRAN's posts -- I'm beginning to write pretentious puke like her.
>

No, it's just plain old pleb puke.

> > I should tell you though I'm not after a cyber relationship with
> > you though.
>
> Use a fuckin' comma before _though_, you ignorant ***!

I thought you thought I was abusing both the comma and the though
though.

> And using
> _though_ twice lowers the level of your strived-for fancy register.
>

That's good isn't it?

> > I don't want to lead you on.
>
> Keep dreaming and fantasizing while toying with your pink and yellow
> Russian-made dildos named "Marx" and "Mao."
>

Why do I need one when there's one called Rheinhold something or other?

> Now, however, it's time for others to step in. Where is that
> Needle-Nazi Valentine when you need him? I'll be busy with interviews
> scheduled for tomorrow with _Fortune_ magazine, _Harper's_ magazine and
> _Utne Reader_, and must plan on reprinting _Maledicta 13_, as the first
> edition is almost out of print.
>

What a wanker you are ... still at least it keeps your hand in.

> As said, *** OFF, you convoluted Commie ***.
>

You know you don't mean that though.

CCC

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