Re: Happy Birthday to ME - 50 today
- From: doob@xxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:34:16 -0600
Happy Birthday, Dubya.
I'd like to propose a toast: Dry rye. :-)
Hey, I kid.
But seriously...
Dub, as you enter your sixth decade on this crazy planet...I have many
wishes for you:
May your stool always be soft, formed and easy to drop.
May your urine stay in a single stream and not spray all over the walls
and floor.
May your seminal fluid be plentiful and of the consistency that the
ladies have grown to love.
May your teeth stop falling out. (I think that it has something to do
with NASCAR.)
May prohibition stay repealed.
May your mansion not wash into the ocean.
May earthquakes not destroy your collection of Fabregé eggs.
May the ladies you call continue to give the full 'GFE' and 'do that
thing that you like.'
And finally...you can look for my big gift to arrive on Monday.
You can LOOK for it...but it won't BE there.
Happy Birthday,
Doob and Pops
.
- Follow-Ups:
- Re: Happy Birthday to ME - 50 today
- From: Purple Rock
- Re: Happy Birthday to ME - 50 today
- Prev by Date: Coach is dishonarable by his bad attitude
- Next by Date: Re: Boston Rob vs 'Bonehead' Russell
- Previous by thread: Coach is dishonarable by his bad attitude
- Next by thread: Re: Happy Birthday to ME - 50 today
- Index(es):
Relevant Pages
|
