Re: Melanie Mcguire is innocent


"comadrejo" <comadrejo-t@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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In article <pan.2008.03.22.14.30.57@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
Charlie Wilkes <charlie_wilkes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:18:49 -0700, Bo Raxo wrote:

And when the police told her that her husband's dismembered body had
been found, she didn't shed a single tear.

I would have. What is with these losers who can't be troubled to weight
down a body so it will not wash up on shore later? You need to get nylon
netting, nylon rope, and half a dozen heavy cinder blocks... and pick a
spot where the water is deep enough so the body won't get snagged by an
anchor or fishing tackle.


I would also learn some things about human anatomy, or looking how the
Ancient Egyptians mummified bodies. I think disemboweling the stomach
and the large and small intestine will help, and doing something about
the liver won't hurt either for the dastardly, in keeping the body
hidden beneath the waves.

If that doesn't work, dress the body as a sea lion throw some horse
blood on it and dump it at Año Nuevo Reserve south of Half Moon Bay and
north of Santa Cruz. The area is like a "Whole Foods" for great white
sharks. Some of the fattest and biggest great white sharks in the world
are around there from a diet of sea lions and elephant seals..
Overeaters Anonymous should start a support group for the sharks in the
area...


I was thinking along your lines, comadrejo. My suggestion was 'haul the
body to Florida and dump it along alligator alley.'


td


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