Re: Headline of the day


"Bo Raxo" <crimenewscenter@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:4f843116-3517-463e-8e7f-dd08d848a8d1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, it's certainly not P.C. - does that make it Mac? - but it is the
funniest headline I've seen today. Never thought I'd see the word
"Taliban" in an, albeit unintentional, humorous context:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20080128/wl_csm/okidnap

Oh man, some junior editor is getting chewed out today!!!


Bo Raxo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I read your post and this email with in minutes of each other, I haven't
stopped laughing yet. Apologies in advance if it posts anything other than
plain text.

The
Pastor's Ass



The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again.


The local paper read:


PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



The next day, the local paper headline
read:





BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.


The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.





The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.



The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.




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