OT: Titanic vs. "My Life": by Bill Clinton



Well, sorta on topic since Clinton was impeached over this. Too
funny.


Bo Raxo



... Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life",
by Bill Clinton.

One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the
proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had
a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report:

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton : $29.99

Titanic: Over three hours to read

Clinton : Over three hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton : Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton : Monica... ooh, let's not go there either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing

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