Re: Okay, Kris.....

On Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:04:27 GMT, "Kris Baker"
<kris.baker@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>
>"The Shadow Knows..." <i.am.me.as.you.are.he@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
>message news:r0i4f19c97gmvl6oauk54avea8sokkpgb2@xxxxxxxxxx
>> On Thu, 04 Aug 2005 13:28:20 GMT, "Kris Baker"
>> <kris.baker@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Michael T" <anonymous@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>news:SkjIe.1483$fJ1.1390@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>> "The Shadow Knows..." <i.am.me.as.you.are.he@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
>>>> message news:3n43f15dqg8qk4nrniertoonp4m20pdodq@xxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>
>>>>> I love Alison Stewart, she's not as much of a smartass as Keith, but
>>>>> she's so adorable. Somewhere in the archives of MTV there exists a
>>>>> tape of a report she did on the South by Southwest festival in Austin,
>>>>> Texas where my head appears lying on her shoulder while she was
>>>>> covering a showcase my then band was playing in. Our drummer had
>>>>> ahold of her leg, and she kept trying to shake him off.
>>>>
>>>> Count me in (along with you, Kris and Linda) as a big fan.
>>>>
>>>> For those who don't know who Alison is her bio page is.
>>>> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3080452/
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Michael
>>>
>>>Yes, I love her. But she's NOT KEITH! She deserves her own
>>>show. Get rid of Tucker Carlson (which IS happening...ha ha)
>>>...and move her in permanently.
>>
>> The mystery of recent years is how the hell Tucker Carlson got
>> anywhere, let alone his own show. He sucked on "Crossfire", just
>> parrotting Bush administration "logic" - at least Pat Buchanan had the
>> element of danger, as you never could be quite sure if he was going to
>> physically rip someone's head off. Tucker Carlson - the name alone
>> just says "I got my ass kicked every day in high school" - and he has
>> to go and reinforce it with that bowtie and nerd mullet. And chances
>> are, Keith Olbermann was the guy kicking his ass on a daily basis.
>
>....and still is. I've noticed a certain distaste when Keith has to
>interact with Carlson at the turn-over. But not for loooooonnnnggg.....
>
>Carlson's being moved to an hour later, and Rita Crosby's new
>show will follow Keith's. Rita should be able to do a good
>crime news show, and be a welcome relief from butt-kissing
>Greta and screamin' Nancy Grace.

Nancy Disgrace...Ron Popiel selling spray-on hair is a welcome
relief to her. And speaking of hair, didn't Nancy get the call from
1960 asking for that hairstyle back? No wonder nobody is ever in the
studio with her - she's got so much Aqua Net on that head that it's a
fire hazard under studio lights and nobody wants to be sitting next to
her when she becomes a human torch. Greta...I expect her to marry
Scott Peterson soon, just because that clock is at 14:57 and she's
trying her best to keep it from moving forward.

>One thing about MSNBC: they're not afraid to admit mistakes
>and move things around at will.

That doesn't explain Joe Scarborough. If you could cast an idiot in
stone, it would look like Joe Scarborough. He's going to solve the
Natalee Holloway case by telling Aruban officials what to do? Oh,
Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick, Joe - at best, you were an ineffectual
Congressman from Flori-duh. You honestly think you know more about
Aruban law and how to solve the case than professional law
enforcement? Oh, do tell us! I'm not saying that mistakes weren't
made, but to act like we're more professional and superior than
another nation? Yeah, Joe, come down to Oklahoma City and we can
discuss the Joyce Gilchrist situation... Typical American who thinks
he knows better than anyone else in the world how to do things, no
wonder you have your lips firmly planted on George W. Bush's ass, Joe.
First clue for the Joes out there - the FBI's jurisdiction ends
outside those lines on a map that define the U.S.A. and its
territories - so does American law. A Dutch territory is governed by
Dutch law - deal with it.

>MY idea would be to combine Rita Crosby and Dan "smug man"
>Abrams.

On a boat, with two gallons of gas, off the shore of Aruba...
.

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