Re: ZFS, from hell's heart I stab at thee!

flaps@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Alan J Rosenthal) writes:

And in a similar vein, Jed Davis <jld@xxxxxxxxx> writes:
flaps@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Alan J Rosenthal) writes:
People who say "I won't eat [food item] because it is disgusting" (for
various values of "food item") are literally eating their own feces.

I may be being trolled here, but:

There's this wonderful new invention you might be interested in; it's
called "toilet paper".

If you're saying that you think there's no need to wash your hands after
wiping your ass so long as you use toilet paper, perhaps some others here
will start to understand why I would decline to put coins which you've
handled into liquids I intend to imbibe.

I believe I'm suggesting that TP, when used in accordance with generally
accepted best practices, should reduce the amount of actual fecal matter
transferred to the user's hands to essentially homeopathic levels.

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