Re: There just is not enough scorn in the universe to properly deal with this



While pretending to be roadkill on the InfoBahn, <brian@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> scrawled:
Just zis Guy, you know? <guy.chapman@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

They didn't have string theory when I was a lad. They had barely
invented the wheel back then.

But but but but ...
We didn't invent it.
The wheel was given to us by space aliens.

Who were sent by God (because evolution is a bunch of crock),
disguised as angels. As opposed to dinosaurs, who were lizards of
Satan, and hence turned into pools of petroleum by God for looking at
God funny. Surely you don't think a tiny stone from space would have
caused all those damned lizards to die, did you? Who did you think sent
that stone anyway?

-Tai
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