Re: Pinch me, I'm dreaming



On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:51:55 +0000 (UTC),
Peter Corlett <abuse@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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TimC <tconnors@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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How do you bake kittens? [...]

Chop its head off to kill it, then discard the head. Remove the feet,
internal organs and skin, and discard those too. From here on, use a chicken
recipe.

P.S. Eating flowers is perverted.

It's what food eats.

Melody's dog likes kids. It's just never been able to eat all of one.

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It did not last; the devil howling "Ho!
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