Re: <tap><tap><tap> Is this thing on???

Tanuki <mailer-daemon@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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Strangely, if you follow the statistics it seems that the UK already has
more tornadoes-per-square-mile than the US.

Although when it hits a city, it always seems to go for skanky bits, which
shows a certain amount of taste. It's a bit like the IRA tended to stick to
ugly buildings.

I get hit by a tornado I have an upside in that it probably means free
firewood from the forest for a good ten years...

Can't you help it along with a bit of dynamite and/or a small bonfire under
a gas cylinder?

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