Re: Tape flashbacks
- From: detha <meaoow@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 17 May 2006 19:40:13 +0200
Brian Kantor wrote:
Increasing visibility does help to some degree.
Perhaps my next car should be an Armored Personnel Carrier, painted
Fluorescent International Orange.
Bristling with hardened steel spikes.
Equipped with a device that causes active cellphones to autodestruct
by spewing white-hot shrapnel out the earpiece.
And a similar widget that makes smoke and pea-green vomit pour out
of the CD/tape player of the vehicle that's blocking my path.
Too many gadgets. All you need is a single gadget that causes any active vehicle in a 2km radius to experience a sudden breakdown. The only question is how to prevent deadlocks if two BOFH-mobiles meet.