Re: Daddy, I want one of _these_!

In article <dmi288$u0$6@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
dpm_usenet@xxxxxxxxx (David P. Murphy) wrote:

>Rayner <me@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> There is a guarantee on the bottle, to the effect of 'If this product
>> does not meet the expected standard, we will give you a refund or a
>> replacement'.
>
>Florence: "If you drink this, you will die." Pretty clear warning label.
>Helix: Uhm, that's the statement of quality. The warnings are listed
> further down.
> -- http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff700/fv00617.htm

Thanks for the reminder and pointer. I have to fake up some labels and
re-brand a few bottles of Balvenie for Christmas presents....

Chris.

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