Re: f*cking stupid brain-dead [redundant][redundant][redundant]...

Alan Frame <alan.frame@xxxxxxx> wrote:
[...]
> <imagine a rant about said luser /following you/ into the machine
> room[0] and *continuing* to address[1] you as you duck betwixt racks
> 4&5 and swap your dead-cow-strides-c/w-knee-sliders for Business
> Atire(tm)>

Fortunately, our primary datacentre is a restricted area. Lusers are
not permitted to enter under any circumstances. Partly this is because
there is a chance (but alas not a large enough chance) that Murphy and
Darwin will come in too, but mainly because it really is none of their
business so then can FRO.

The last luser that was pestering me, personally, on orktime, who was
not a customer and not asking about anything ork-related got a cold
response that started with "have you considered at least saying hello
and exchanging pleasantries before asking me how to fix the mess you
made of your toy Root Hat box" and developed into "You're either
completely unwilling or too stupid to learn how to operate a Unix
server, so find your credit card and call Sales on 0871 504 (elided)
and for the appropriate fee they will ensure your balls are extracted
from the fire within the hour."

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