Re: Department of Homeland Security?

Steve VanDevender <stevev@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> writes:
> Oooh. The impaled luser and the "THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU" poster would
> also make wonderful decorative touches for a BOFH's office. I'd prefer
> my luser to be mummified to keep down the smell. And the squirming and
> noise.
>

Hm. Perhaps instead we could keep the luser in a terrarium about
the size of a phone booth? It could have soundproofing and seperate
ventilation, and you could drop food pellets in once in a while.
Alternately a rack enclosure like the APC NetShelter might work, if
you were more tolerant of the noise and smell...

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