Re: Oh, that's great... really...

On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 20:46:49 GMT, Gene Cash <gcash@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>Jasper Janssen <jasper@xxxxxxxxxxxx> writes:
>
>> I twice broke the bone just below the shoulder, high enough up that a
>> cast was not an option. The second time round, the bones were moved
>> against eachother, and the doctors decided it would probably be all
>> right if I wore a cast around my elbow with a large lump of
>> plaster|lead added for weight. After several weeks of treatment by
>> these fucktards, my arm had started healing crooked, and at the new
>> hospital they ended up having to put me under full narcosis in order
>> to break it *again* and set it properly.
>
>Jesus H.
>
>I've had a "doctor" tell me it was "just a sprain, we don't need to
>x-ray it" - I see he's been somehow sued out of existence. Surprise.
>
>I fell off my bike (due to a truck deciding to run a stopsign, and the
>bike doing an unexpected stoppie) and broke my ankle. At the emergency
>room they told me I had a broken clavicle, a broken knee, and a broken
>elbow, none of which was true.
>
>Fortunately I knew it at the time (due to the "afflicted" places not
>hurting at all) and was able to abuse the doctor or nurse in question.
>
>"Oh, so this is an elbow??" (pointing to ankle) "I imagine your scores
>in anatomy class were pretty piss-poor. Did you suck off the teacher to
>pass? What's your name again?"
>
>So it's not imaginative, but I was in pain and it accomplished its
>purpose.
>
>> I have a deep and abiding hatred for the first hospital, actually, why
>> do you ask? (*simultaneously* they also managed to completely
>> mishandle the treatment for a broken bone of my mother's,
>> incidentally).
>
>When I was born, my mother drove 95 miles to deliver me in another
>hospital, because the local one was full of elitist fuckheads.
>
>I have "anti-respect" for doctors. I place them just below mimes, and
>anything they say must be verified by two independent sources before
>I'll believe it.

Answer your cell phone, the one with the camera. You have a call from
F.L.A.M.E. (Florida Litigators Advancing Mime Equality).

Kevin
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