Re: Unrecovery by female...

TimC <tconnors@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
[...]
> It said "unfortunately, you will spend 54% of your adult life
> single". Unfortunately? I've already spent 85% of my adult life
> single (and another 8% in long distance relationships), so it can
> only get better from here!

All this means is that you will meet the psycho bitch tomorrow who
will make your life hell for years to come until the average is down
to 54%, at which point she will brutally murder you.

--
When I was in the USAF, there was a modem I did battle with, which used (brace
yourselves) mechanical resonators and a glowbottle circuit as an oscillator.
There _really_ _was_ a "Kick here" spot on the front panel, lower left corner,
and the resonator was just behind it. - Mike Andrews in The Other Place
.

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