Re: OT Daily Quote 19 August 2010

"Robin" wrote

...I do remember that day we drove to Chicago when
we started laughing at breakfast when we started reciting Leary's NCFC and
didn't stop laughing 'til we got to Chicago. Don't know if you remember
but
I'm still wondering what the hell would taste worse than a dogs ass.
<grin>

It's that salve; the stuff veterinarians trick us into applying-- twice a
day!
I was listening to Jake do that bit just yesterday! His argument that dog's
brains are the right size reminded me that we're probably too intelligent
for our own good-- hence the depression. Here's a compendium of his stuff.
The dog bit (you can scroll forward-- but you'll enjoy all of it, I'm sure)
is at about 10:07

http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/76166872_jake-johannsen.htm

From Jake's routines:

"I broke up with my girlfriend, and I'm a little down, so my friend tells
me, 'Jake, dogs are never depressed.'
Like I'm supposed to ask a dog what to do...!
"Well, have you tried laying in the sun until you're really really hot, and
then moving into the shade?"
"How about eating your food so fast you don't know where it went?"
"Have you tried sniffing an ass?"
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"I love the reality T.V. show 'Cops' because I personally have never gotten
drunk, and taken off all of my clothes to fight the police. That's the best
thing about "Cops." In every episode there is a naked guy, hammered, who
wants to wrestle one of them. That's a level of self confidence that I don't
think I will ever attain. Just think about it for a second. You're drunk,
you're naked, you're outside... got it? You see two cops coming towards you
and your first thought is, "All right. I can do this...", you know? What are
you drinking to wash away, "Go in the house"? They never go in the house.
It's always, "I'm glad you're here. She started it!" Trying to explain to
the cops, you lose a lot of credibility with the police once you are naked.
I don't know if you understand that whole concept..."

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"I have been reading all about crime. Did you know on death row in some
states you are allowed to choose your form of execution? You can decide what
you want. That's great! Are you allowed to make up your own? Because gas
chamber, electric chair, firing squad... those are all pretty bad. I think I
would choose to be tickled to death by supermodels."


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