OT: JOKE....Old Folks Home... :-)
- From: Sally <nosmokin@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:24:37 -0800
It was entertainment night at the old people's home. Claude the
hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was
almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations". He began to swing the watch gently back
and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. "SHIT"
said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the old people's
home.
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