OT - How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting flies'
He responded.

'Oh! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.


I'm going to slink out of the room now.
Sue

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