Re: OT: The Headache

Jef. wrote:
eightpans said:

Top laugh Tiho...... and as we fellas all know the right underpants are
essential :)

Jake Johannsen's take on underwear:

"... a huge difference between men and women is their underwear. Look in any woman's underwear drawer and you'll see all kinds of styles and colors and shapes-- lacy things, and things with straps and bows and clasps and silk; bikinis and thongs and some of them have sequins and... well, it's mind boggling, the variety of stuff they have! They have whole *stores* devoted to them and their underwear. Victoria's Secret! Guys don't have that. There's no place for us like a... " Victor's Secret".

"Hey, Victor? I blew the ass outta this pair; can you help me out, buddy...?"

Look at any guy's underwear drawer and you'll see... boxers or briefs. That's about it. There's no special pair that goes perfectly with a particular outfit, or anything like that. I mean, my underwear is all pretty much for the purpose of protecting my pants from my ass!"


snip
"Hey, Victor? I blew the ass outta this pair; can you help me out,
> buddy...?"
Snip ends
LMAO If there was a Victor's Secret you just know this would happen

Very funny but oh so true. As I have become older and don't have to work 2 jobs anymore I have taken on the task of doing the laundry a bit more. Pegging my boxers on the washing line no problem, pegging out the thongs is next to impossible. The pegs are just too big. I end up tying them to the line.
The other day I was caddying for a young assistant professional it was a 36 hole competition, I had on the wrong boxers, an almost fatal school boy error. I made it round both 18's however the last 2 holes I looked like I had left my horse somewhere.
Regards Chris


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